Wednesday, November 28, 2012

sarai is beautiful

my friend sarai is so beautiful, it hurts to be away from her rays of glory. i just wish i was good enough to even be her servant. i wish i could drive her around all day and buy her whatever her heart of gold desires. when i first met the dashing sarai Fermin, i wanted to marry her. but there was no doubt in my mind that she was way to good for me so i let the dream stay a dream. now i just watch her as she gracefully walks the halls... wishing i could smell her hair. i bet she washes it like everyday. i have yet to ask what shampoo she uses.. i plan on doing it today though. my heart yearns for SARAI FERMIN!!!!!!!!!!! OH SARAI!!!!!!! BE MY LIGHT! BE MY GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!!! I LOVE THEE AND YOUR GREAT SMELLING HAIR! <3333333333333333333333333 

4 comments:

  1. This is just so awesome Jeremy. Absolutely hilarious.

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  2. This is so touching... it almost made me cry.... of laughter. I agree though, Sarai Fermin is amazing!

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  3. This is halirious, it honestly made my night. But you do have a point sarai's hair smells incredible. I feel as if she runs through a medow of flowers and rubs her hair in it. Her hair smells like 1,000 lillys dancing on a lilly-pad. Not only does her hair smell good though, but it also flows like a golden river of heaven. I am so glad that you have expressed your feelings for sarai's hair jeremy because I have been too scared to. Now that you have expressed your feelings. I have gotten the courage to do the same I can never truely express my thanks!

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  4. wow that is some intense stuff are you serious though bcuz if you r that would be the sweetest thing on earth!!!!!!!she does have pretty hair........ :P :)

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